From today's horoscope:

The activity level is so high that you wonder if you'll be able to keep up with it all. Fortunately, you won't have to because things should begin to settle back down by tomorrow. In the meantime, do the best you can to pace yourself to sustain your energy throughout the day.

Understatement of the year, particularly the first line. Will things really settle back down by tomorrow? I just don't see how that's possible.

This week is one of those weeks that you just have to hold on for dear life and hope you survive it.

From my horoscope:

You're usually more into enthusiasm than self-control, but a bit of restraint can do wonders for your personal life.

I'm sure I have NO idea what this is talking about. I'm the epitome of self-control!