
Given that so many of the world's great epicures now approach the macaron with the kind of reverence that was once reserved for the communion wafer, it only seems fitting to open this tutorial with a prayer. As we prepare to undertake this mystery, let us acknowledge our failures and ask the Lord for pardon and strength. Amen.
Now then, to business. What I'm about to demonstrate is the classic French method for making macarons. There's another method, called the "Italian" method because it employs Italian meringue. The French method, I think, is more straightforward if not as adaptable for incorporating exotic flavors into the meringues themselves.
Begin by arraying your ingredients. Those of you who are familiar with macarons will note that whereas most macaron recipes call for almond flour, I'm using slivered, blanched almonds. There are two reasons for this. First, because almond flour and/or meal aren't commonly available in America, even in specialty shops. And second, even when you can find one or the other, you can never be sure how old they are. Nut oil is critical to the success of a macaron, but it can go rancid and/or solidify over time. The best way to ensure freshness is to grind your own in the food processor. As you can see above, the homemade stuff will give you a slightly knobbly texture, so if you're really serious about macarons, order almond powder or flour or meal fresh from a good online resource. Here I have:
3.8 ounces blanched almonds
7 ounces powdered sugar
3.5 ounces egg whites (aged overnight at room temperature)
1.75 ounces granulated sugar

Start by grinding your almonds and powdered sugar together in a food processor. This is a good idea even if you're using pre-ground almond meal or flour, since it'll aerate it, mix it well with the sugar and reduce the particles to the smallest possible size.

This is about the best I can do with my machine:

Next, prepare a pastry bag, fitting it with just the coupler, no tip.

Stand it up in a tall glass for easy loading.

Now to make the batter. Put the egg whites in the bowl of a mixer fitted with a whip. This is a good point to add a few drops of coloring if you want to.

Whip to about the soft peak stage.

With the machine running, add the granulated sugar and whip to stiff peaks: the "bird's beak" stage, like this:

Now add your almond/sugar mixture...just dump it in.

Now, without regard to consequences, stir the mixture together. Don't fold at this point — stir. Because remember, this isn't spongecake. Part of the point is to break some of these bubbles. If the batter's too light it'll dry out in the oven and crack. That'll let the steam out and bye bye feet. So don't be delicate, stir for maybe 30 seconds. (Be sure to scrape the sides as you go).

When the batter is about to this point, you want to start folding. Fold four or five times, then start testing the batter for readiness.

How to do that? Why, with a spoon of course. You just scoop up a small portion of the batter and plop it onto a plate or sheet pan. What you're after is a small mass that settles down into a nice disk after a few seconds, but with a subtle peak in the center. About like this:

If your batter mounds up too high, go back and fold a few more times. If you over-fold a little and the batter runs a bit, that won't be the end of the world. Contrary to what you may have heard, a few extra strokes is unlikely to ruin your macarons. The biggest mistake most people make with macaron batter is that they baby it too much. I've said it before and I'll say it again: pastries can smell fear. Confidence is key.

Once you've arrived at the right texture, spoon the batter into your pastry bag, and start piping onto a parchment-lined sheet.

You want small disks — smaller than you may imagine — only about an inch and a half in diameter. Now then, here's perhaps the most important tip I have to pass on: let your macarons rest. For how long? About half an hour will suffice, though you can leave them up to about 50 minutes if you want. What will this do? It will allow the skins of the macarons to dry out. That will make them inflexible, constraining the rise as the macaron heats. With nowhere else to go, the expanding interior of the macaron will be forced downward, which will push the cap up, and the result will be feet. See?

No big whoop, as Joan Rivers might say. You'll want to bake your macarons on a lower-middle rack of a 300 oven (you can get it preheating while the piped macarons sit) for about twelve minutes. Let them cool for a minimum of half an hour, then gently peel the parchment off the backs.

Grasping one meringue, apply the filling of your choice. Nothing exotic here, just raspberry jam. But oh, I do love it so.

Apply the top and your task is complete. Repeat until all your sandwiches are assembled.

And with that, this tutorial is ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, make macarons, and brag about it.

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The problem is he won't "go" when he's on the leash. He keeps going to the door and whining to go out and then when we take him out to the yard and give his old verbal command to go to the bathroom he just sniffs around and stands there. This morning when we took him out of his crate and took him RIGHT outside he did go and last night after a TON of coaxing he went. But he also went #2 in the living room (which he never does).
I'm afraid he is going to give himself a bladder infection if this keeps up. I keep taking him out when he asks but he won't go. Any tips? We are going to try a retractable leash tonight to give him a little more freedom.
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They are a national chain, apparently with high praise from the ASPCA? They say they use holistic, "hands free" training methods, using body language that the dog naturally understands. They emphasize that they do not use treats or clickers! I have noticed a few uses of the term "pack leader" in their info. I will be speaking with their local affiliate today, about the Shiba Inu. I will ask many questions and report back. Any info you may have abut this company is appreciated!
- Mood:
curious
This is something else you hear an awful lot about in regard to macarons. What we call "aged eggs" French pastry chefs simply call "eggs", since they tend not to refrigerate theirs. They just get them very fresh, use them relatively quickly, and order more. Here we're a little more uptight about maintaining egg freshness, which I don't think is all bad. However it does put us at something of a disadvantage when it comes to whipping up egg foams.
Why? Because as eggs age, their whites get runnier. This doesn't effect they way they taste or cook up, but it does affect the way they whip. Thin liquids can simply be agitated more briskly than thick ones. A whip will cut through a bowl full of water with much more force than it will through a bowl full of honey, if you follow me. That extra force, when applied to egg proteins, means a higher froth.
Being a skeptic by nature, I'm not totally convinced that aged eggs make that big a difference in a macaron batter. After all, part of making a macaron batter is popping a good deal of those bubbles. However aged egg advocates may have a point in that foams made from old eggs probably have a higher proportion of small bubbles in them, and those may make a contribution to the macaron's subtle rise.
Age your egg whites by putting them in a bowl, covering the bowl with plastic wrap, and leaving the bowl out on the counter for about 24 hours. At room temperature, eggs age one day per hour compared to how they'd age in a refrigerator. By morning those whites will be good and runny, but will not have spoiled. Oh, and don't fall for the myth that you can achieve the same effect by microwaving your whites for ten seconds or so. That may warm the whites, but won't have any effect at all on their viscosity.

And yesterday morning I decided to try crock potting the recipe with stuff I had laying around in the kitchen/pantry with the beer base to see what would happen. Miraculously, it turned out even tastier than usual! And I didn't have to slave over the stove for a whole half an hour! Whoo hoo!
Here's what I did:
1 can of kidney beans drained
1 can of crispy whole corn kernels drained
1-2 cans of Rotel with juices (I was going to use normal canned tomatoes, but they were nowhere to be found)
1 lbs of LEAN ground beef, though turkey works just fine.
1 chopped onion.
1 bottle of beer...the recipe recommends Mexican. I used Tsingtao last night, and have used anything from Red Stripe to Michelob.
1/2 can of tomato paste
4 cloves of garlic chopped
Optional: Rice, low fat sour cream, cheese, green onions, and other fixins.
Note: A lot of people recommend browning the beef before tossing in it. This was at 6:15 in the morning, and I am NOT browning beef that early. You can't make me.
Toss ground beef into the bottom of the crockpot. Break it up as you add in all the other ingredients. Start adding everything else, save beer to be the last thing you pour in. Try not to drink the bottle of beer that early in the morning. It makes the chili less moist. Cook on low for about 8 hours. Serve with rice, sour cream, a nice salad, or whatever else you like with chili!
Enjoy. I'm ready to eat my leftovers already.
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It is still just possible for great novels to be written. Jonathan Littel's The Kindly Ones- which takes us into the inner life of Nazi Germany- terra incognita for sure- is a rare late specimen. It is very pleasant to be guided elegantly over familiar ground, but the only novels that count- in the long run- are those that extend the boundaries of the known. Good writing- even exquisitely good writing- is not enough.
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( let us be merry )
Your challenge for December is to train your dog to happily accept an article of clothing. Santa hat, reindeer ears, fleece jacket, snow booties, cute scarf, whatever. As long as it doesn't hurt the dog and the dog is not terrified. Remember...it's not about just throwing something ont he dog but actually *training* the dog to be ok with the process.
While this may seem pointless, it's a good idea to work on handling your dog all over and having her happily accept you manipulating various body parts and placing something on or around her body if need be. Like if she needed bandages or a cone of shame.
So grab those cameras and let's flood this post with your adorable dogs wearing goofy things.
Also, something I saw a lot of and REALLY can't stand......
How is posting teasers and a link to your community NOT advertising?
Example:
"Hey guys, 25 winter icons for you:
(insert teasers here)
Click HERE to go to my journal (link to personal journal, NOT a post with icons)"
It's advertising, it's not supposed to be here, it gets deleted. I don't care if you add your personal journal to the post, if the icons are actually posted to your journal and you link to them from here.. I do mind if you're only here posting teasers for the sole purpose of promoting your journal. We don't wanna see that....... WE WANNA SEE THE ICONS!!!!!! :P
My big thing is... when I click the link in your post, I wanna see icons! Everyone does! I don't wanna have to join your community... sift through every post to find the one with icons.. just link to the post with them in it!
Anyway, still deleting the annoying and broken posts :P and trying to get everything tagged so it's easier for everyone to browse!
P.S.: I just came across an old request for Canada Day icons. I don't know if anyone has posted any on here yet, but I don't know why they haven't yet xD Any Canadian icon makers out there? :P Feel free to post Canada Day icons (or any holiday/special day from any other country for that matter).
- Mood:
sleepy
Onion Crock Soup
Ingredients:
2 lg. Yellow Onions cut in half and sliced thin
1.25 qts. Beef stock
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne pepper
2 Tsp. chopped or dried Parsley
3 springs Thyme
2 Bay leaves
Oil
1 Tbs. Butter
- Heat oil and melt butter in a lg. skillet.
- Add onions and cook till carmalized.
- In crock pot add beef broth(I used Better Then Bouillon.
- Add salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper to taste.
- Pour in onions.
- Top with herbs and close lid.
- Cook on highest setting for six hours.
- Remove thyme sprigs and bay leaves before serving.
- Can also ladle into ramekins, top with crusty bread and cheese and broil in oven till cheese in golden and bubbly.
- Mood:
cheerful
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...I think I may pass on potatoes for a while.
( Is this really how you want to market your product? )
I asked Dixie's owner if she knew about clicker training. She said no, but was interested. I explained that it was about positive reinforcement, and showed her how to charge the clicker. "Just like Pavlov!" she said. Anyway, I told her to try a harness for Dixie, who kept slipping out of her collar (I didn't bother asking why they didn't just get a collar that fit her...) She thanked me, and said she would look into both clicker training and the harness! I was so happy for both Dixie and her owner when I left, that I thought I'd share it with you guys. :D
Unfortunately, the New York Senate did vote against the bill.
*NWS*
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